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[–] TestForScience 1 point 10 points (+11|-1) ago  (edited ago)

“Once Wendy lost her fast food chain in a hostile takeover, she found her new calling in scat-porn, being featured in classics, such as, ‘Chocolate Malt and a number seven,’ and ‘Taco Tuesdays.”
- Excerpt from “The Fall of Fast Food (2021)”

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[–] digitalentity1497 5 points 0 points (+5|-5) ago 

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[–] TC10284 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

...to lead her to your bedroom.

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[–] ZX4jBXu 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Then cover her in chocolate ice cream and get munching.

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[–] Super_Cooper 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'd fuck her. She looks like she's into giving sloppy blowjobs.

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[–] Doorsopenm8 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

She'd probably let you ass to mouth.

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[–] Super_Cooper 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I would love that.

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[–] Selrisitai ago 

Never go ass to mouth!

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[–] Landrictree 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I think I'll take my chances.

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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This one, I would not stick it in her pooper. I know, right?

See, I don't like slovenly eaters. No, not even children. The noises drive me batshit and I'd punch a nun to make it stop.

So, as much as I love me some crazy, I just can't give a TheBuddha Seal of Approval.

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[–] throughtheblack 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Isn't there supposed to be 2 girls?

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[–] ToFat2Fish 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'd totally shit in her mouth.

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