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[–] TestForScience 1 point 10 points (+11|-1) ago  (edited ago)

“Once Wendy lost her fast food chain in a hostile takeover, she found her new calling in scat-porn, being featured in classics, such as, ‘Chocolate Malt and a number seven,’ and ‘Taco Tuesdays.”
- Excerpt from “The Fall of Fast Food (2021)”

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[–] TC10284 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

...to lead her to your bedroom.

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[–] ZX4jBXu 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Then cover her in chocolate ice cream and get munching.

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[–] digitalentity1497 5 points 0 points (+5|-5) ago