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[–] 10926008? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Your going to clean that too?

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[–] 10926044? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

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[–] 10926082? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Did you marry a 92 yo?

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[–] 10927303? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Well, what did you feed him? Perhaps you served him undercooked poultry or fish? It's probably YOUR fault.

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[–] 10928042? ago 

Wtf happens when you talk him into "pegging" and play a little too rough, it's your own damn fault.

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[–] 10928510? ago  (edited ago)

One morning as soon as I woke I felt a big fart. Raised up my leg and pushed hard(I wanted the whole house to hear this jewel). Instead, I shit the bed. Instead of hearing this glorious fart, they heard my screams. It happens. Only that one time, though