[–] uvulectomy ago
The connections between shaming and everyday events are the only things in their miserable lives that are thin.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's a joke about indulging in a treat that has absolutely nothing to do with rape.
Well, unless the treat was a surprise serving of trouser snake smothered in underwear.
[–] opinionatedduck 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I would have shared a good laugh with that waiter. This pig is grabbing smoke from thin air.
[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Fatness a flaw? Say it ain't fucking so.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
Start it right at 9:59 and Daisy will explain it for you ❤ (sorry, not sure how to make it start from that exact position on mobile)
[–] DontLikeSaladDodgers 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This fatty probably just raped half the fucking menu..
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Victim points are how events are scored in the eternal Oppression Olympics. No matter what Tubby X has "suffered," Tubby Y needs to be able to top it. They're always reaching for that gold medal. It's a giant gold-foil covered chocolate coin y'know.
[–] thin_privilege 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
The only thing in this scenario that is akin to rape is you forcing stuff in your stomach against its will.
[–] BlackKateMoss 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Attention, lazy, entitled fatty: the server is not trying to rape your grandmother. He is, however, trying to upsell, i.e., work, i.e., earn a living. Something that humans do.