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[–] 10892406? 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

So the fecal matter that becomes aerosolized when you flush your toilet doesn't get on it?

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[–] Turnip_Time 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago  (edited ago)

It only matters if you are an aids riddled faggot or something. Those of us with healthy immune systems need not worry.

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[–] TendiesHitTheFloor 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Is that the stuff that the ladies in two girls one cup ate?

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[–] MetalAegis [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lol, in the way you describe it seems like the least of ones concerns.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Toothpaste dries out.

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[–] BlackGrapeDrank 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

niggers

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[–] CaldwellMadison 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

So your spouse doesn't yell at you

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[–] futhark 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Is there any good reason to wipe your ass after you have taken a dump?

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[–] zzyzzx 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I don't want insects getting into my toothpaste, so yeah, the cap stays on!

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Do you enjoy picking at scabs and eating them?

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[–] CallingOutLefty 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So that the paste doesn't get crusty and cement itself into the tube, exploding in your face the next time you try to use it.

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[–] MetalAegis [S] 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

"Hmm.. I'm squeezing the tube but nothing appears to be happening, perhaps I'll use my eye to see if I can detect what the issue is.. now that I can see see directly into the nozzle I'll apply large amounts of pressure so that I can observ...AARG MY EYE!"

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