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[–] Spaceballs-1 ago 

Cut your lawn in a swastika pattern.

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Rake it like a Japanese sand garden.

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[–] Le_Squish 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I really want a 'no step on snek' flag. Maybe you'd like one too.

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[–] SocialJusticePanda ago 

I love baking, oven's been on since 1942

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[–] Lurker22 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nooo, be nice. turn your cheek. last thing you need is to actually arm yourself because of your front lawn. Play it cool... you aren't in yesterday's america. You're in Trump's America, meaning being business savy kk. trust. hehe. good luck with your new home

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[–] asabove 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The only sign needed is Private Property. Trespassers will be Shot. Anything flashier than that just brings men with guns to investigate. Don't advertise the batcave man.

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[–] goodluvin ago 

If you do put up a flag,
install quality video cameras too.

You may not want to put the flag on the house.
Cause windows and other damage.

Nice solid pole (maybe solid part for first 4' above ground) and deep heavy concrete base.
So when the idiots try to drive into the flag pole, they destroy their car.