[–] LetsGoNiggerKnocking [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
A bard will lament your last, heroic, moments.
[–] newoldwave 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Had a friend, a bit young for a heart attack, but died in his sleep. As far as his wife knew , he never woke up. In fact , she didn't either.
[–] LetsGoNiggerKnocking [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Am I missing something? What happened?
[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD ago
HEART ATTACK KILLED MAN OVERNIGHT IN HIS BED.
WIFE WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING AND FOUND HIS DEAD BODY NEXT TO HER
MAN WAS ALIVE WHEN SHE WENT TO SLEEP
IF THE HEART ATTACK HAD CAUSED THE MAN TO SUFFER AND HAD CAUSED HIM TO WAKE UP IN PAIN, THE MAN WOULD HAVE WOKEN UP HIS WIFE TO ALERT HER TO THE FACT THAT SOMETHING WAS WRONG AND HE NEEDED HELP
BECAUSE THE MAN DID NOT WAKE UP HIS WIFE WHEN THE HEART ATTACK OCCURRED, IT IS REASONABLE TO CONCLUDE THAT THE MAN WAS ASLEEP AT THE TIME, THAT THE HEART ATTACK DID NOT CAUSE THE MAN TO WAKE UP IN PAIN, AND THAT HE REMAINED ASLEEP UNTIL HE PASSED AWAY.
[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I want it to happen during the Quickening in a few centuries by losing my head to a sword blow during individual combat.
[–] Spaceballs-1 ago
Heart attack in my early 100's caused by excessive use of Viagra because I have a 25 year old wife.
[–] Antiseed117 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'm thinking suicide maybe, but in a comical way. Maybe tie my feet to a bungie cord and a rope to my neck. Making the rope stop short of the bungie. But before I jump I would super glue my hands to the side of my head and then just let shit happen.
[–] Lemongarb 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
A slow and/or painful death would probably suck pretty bad, so I'm going to go with the exact opposite. I want it to be so quick that I don't even know what is happening.
[–] LetsGoNiggerKnocking [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Faggot. Suck it the fuck up and die like a real man. Hard.
[–] Lemongarb ago
Tell me where you live and I'll provide you the slow, painful death you desire.