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[–] con77 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

slaughtering Americas homegrown traitors

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[–] LetsGoNiggerKnocking [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A bard will lament your last, heroic, moments.

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[–] con77 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

spit Tequila in the fire and toast the night sky!

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[–] newoldwave 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Had a friend, a bit young for a heart attack, but died in his sleep. As far as his wife knew , he never woke up. In fact , she didn't either.

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[–] LetsGoNiggerKnocking [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Am I missing something? What happened?

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[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD ago 

HEART ATTACK KILLED MAN OVERNIGHT IN HIS BED.

WIFE WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING AND FOUND HIS DEAD BODY NEXT TO HER

MAN WAS ALIVE WHEN SHE WENT TO SLEEP

IF THE HEART ATTACK HAD CAUSED THE MAN TO SUFFER AND HAD CAUSED HIM TO WAKE UP IN PAIN, THE MAN WOULD HAVE WOKEN UP HIS WIFE TO ALERT HER TO THE FACT THAT SOMETHING WAS WRONG AND HE NEEDED HELP

BECAUSE THE MAN DID NOT WAKE UP HIS WIFE WHEN THE HEART ATTACK OCCURRED, IT IS REASONABLE TO CONCLUDE THAT THE MAN WAS ASLEEP AT THE TIME, THAT THE HEART ATTACK DID NOT CAUSE THE MAN TO WAKE UP IN PAIN, AND THAT HE REMAINED ASLEEP UNTIL HE PASSED AWAY.

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[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I dont care as long as it traumatizes and emotionally scars as many people as possible. Lately I've been thinking that getting murdered in front of a crowd of children while dressed as santa might be a good way to go.

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[–] Antiseed117 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm thinking suicide maybe, but in a comical way. Maybe tie my feet to a bungie cord and a rope to my neck. Making the rope stop short of the bungie. But before I jump I would super glue my hands to the side of my head and then just let shit happen.

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I want it to happen during the Quickening in a few centuries by losing my head to a sword blow during individual combat.

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[–] LetsGoNiggerKnocking [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There can be only one.

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[–] pcdude 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Honorably, preferably in combat for a righteous cause, after I have lived a life that has ensured the prosperity of my progeny and after my wife has passed into heaven painlessly.

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[–] 4775795f4d616e 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'd like to die peacefully, in comfort, with my family around me. Simple as that really.

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[–] 1moar ago 

Elbows deep in some wet work.

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