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[–] pcdude 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Honorably, preferably in combat for a righteous cause, after I have lived a life that has ensured the prosperity of my progeny and after my wife has passed into heaven painlessly.

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[–] newoldwave 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Had a friend, a bit young for a heart attack, but died in his sleep. As far as his wife knew , he never woke up. In fact , she didn't either.

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[–] LetsGoNiggerKnocking [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Am I missing something? What happened?

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[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD ago 

HEART ATTACK KILLED MAN OVERNIGHT IN HIS BED.

WIFE WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING AND FOUND HIS DEAD BODY NEXT TO HER

MAN WAS ALIVE WHEN SHE WENT TO SLEEP

IF THE HEART ATTACK HAD CAUSED THE MAN TO SUFFER AND HAD CAUSED HIM TO WAKE UP IN PAIN, THE MAN WOULD HAVE WOKEN UP HIS WIFE TO ALERT HER TO THE FACT THAT SOMETHING WAS WRONG AND HE NEEDED HELP

BECAUSE THE MAN DID NOT WAKE UP HIS WIFE WHEN THE HEART ATTACK OCCURRED, IT IS REASONABLE TO CONCLUDE THAT THE MAN WAS ASLEEP AT THE TIME, THAT THE HEART ATTACK DID NOT CAUSE THE MAN TO WAKE UP IN PAIN, AND THAT HE REMAINED ASLEEP UNTIL HE PASSED AWAY.

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[–] con77 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

slaughtering Americas homegrown traitors

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[–] LetsGoNiggerKnocking [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A bard will lament your last, heroic, moments.

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[–] con77 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

spit Tequila in the fire and toast the night sky!

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[–] Lemongarb 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

A slow and/or painful death would probably suck pretty bad, so I'm going to go with the exact opposite. I want it to be so quick that I don't even know what is happening.

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[–] LetsGoNiggerKnocking [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Faggot. Suck it the fuck up and die like a real man. Hard.

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[–] Lemongarb ago 

Tell me where you live and I'll provide you the slow, painful death you desire.