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[–] MeowsephStalin 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I never have cash on me and sometimes really want to give to some panhandlers, but I did once have an apple from my lunch and handed it to someone. The human was super appreciative so I made a note to try and have leftover fruits for anyone I see.

Then I came across a fatty who laughed in my face and said "shit, rather have dirt!". Like, here you are asking for money for food, but won't take food? Half the time I feel like they are the ones that lie about being homeless for a quick buck.

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[–] DeusExSapientia 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I've been seeing this much around my city. The fat ones are the worst because they don't stand and approach vehicles to beg for gibs. The absolute worst ones are the diabetic wheelchair-bound panhandlers. They sit there on the side, all fat and lazy, wiggling their diabetic stump at people and sometimes bringing kids into this to fetch the money from people. It's a shame that we can't round these people up and toss them in the ocean. They're sucking up my tax dollars with their social-welfare and on top of that, guilt tripping people to giving them money for doing nothing.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Fat beggars strike me as someone who isn't trying. I mean, surely you would like to stop being homeless ultimately. Not blowing excess money on beetus would seem to be a first step to achieving that. It shows you are not willing to help yourself so why am I helping you?

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[–] Littleahsoka 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

My ex-coworker was homeless and played the pity card on everyone, every week there was a new story of how someone stole her stuff or messed up her tent. She also would beg everyone to basically do her work for her. She lasted longer than she should have because of the pity management felt.

She straight up told a coworker one night she wasn't going to do something he asked because "it's not her job", it was a simple task of bringing me a box that was part of my tasks to finish for the night, and he only asked her because she was on her way back to where I was, I eventually went down there and found it.

Fat homeless are disgusting vile creatures who lie nonstop.

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[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I have never given money to a panhandler. They are rarely "marginalized by society" and are mostly just consciousless people who panhandle because it's an easy scam to make a few bucks. They dirty themselves up, look pathetic, and trade in their dignity to beg because the hourly pay is many times what they would earn at an honest job, and it's tax-free!

The fat panhandler was probably way more likely to be a legit homeless person. An alcoholic who begs to make the shakes go away in the morning, maybe keep a slight buzz on all day, eat a couple meals of cheap fast food, and a drink himself into oblivion at night can easily consume 4000+ calories a day with that lifestyle. $5 is a meal or a pint of liquor, and $2 is a 40 of malt liquor or cheap beer.

I dont want to support either lifestyle, so I never give money to panhandlers.

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[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Exactly. I see several homeless in my city collecting cans and such to recycle for money, and a few even have jobs. Panhandlers are not necessarily homeless, but are almost always scammers, addicts, or both. The ones begging for food have in almost all cases sold off their food stamps (and yes, you can get food stamps without an address. You can pick them up at the post office or the benefits office). Honestly I have far more respect for prostitute junkies than panhandlers, because at least the prostitutes are doing something to earn money instead of bothering people until they get a handout.

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[–] Snackz 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Don't feel sorry for homeless women. They have more than enough shelters and programs for them to take advantage of, while men's shelters are overflowing and they're forced to sleep on the street. Oh, and the majority of homeless men, are veterans.

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[–] dodecadildo 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There's an obeast that panhandles for fried chicken in and around my local 7/11. He literally approaches everyone with the same "Hey man, I need to get some fried chicken, do you think you can help me out?"

Fat panhandlers are the fucking worst.

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[–] CosmoMcKinley ago 

"C'mon, anything. A wing would save my life right now man!"

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[–] FatShamingShitLady [S] ago 

He could live off his own bingo wings for the next two months, I bet!

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I don't know why but that just made me lol.

Fucking fat people,,,, god I hate them.

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[–] dodecadildo ago 

I wish it was funny IRL but he's huge, stinks like death and has breath that could peel paint off walls.

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[–] PolybiusPizza 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"I got some CHANGE! Your attitude is a complete reflection of the garbage that is your existence! You body is a bumbling mound of excessive calories you entitled butterfuck planetoid! Stop harassing all these hard-working, decent HUMANS! The fact that I'm even breathing the same air as you makes me want to puke in your GODDAMNED FACE! Your mere presence is so revolting I feel like grabbing you by your ogre ears and hurling you off this bus! The only thing stopping me from doing so is my absolute certainty that soon, but not nearly soon enough, LORD BEETUS will take your limbs from you in a slow, painful, degrading way that leaves you so utterly miserable, stuck in the moldy embrace of a disgusting, broken couch, so depressed and alone that you'll be begging for it all to end! FEEL THE CHANGE YET?!?!"

Next time.... ;)

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