[–] aileron_ron ago
If I were to steal 1.2 million it's going to be something worth the money, Not shit.
[–] felpz1777 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Shit they finally caught me! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwnFBmDpfK0
[–] witchy_Woahman 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Here in Texas we take fajita theft very seriously.
[–] derram 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
https://archive.fo/5SjOj | https://files.catbox.moe/e4xfie.png :
Texas man arrested for stealing $1million in fajitas | Daily Mail Online
'Texas authorities say that a man who was caught stealing more than a million dollars worth of fajitas over nine years may be looking at serious jail time. ', "During his absence, a driver from Labatt Food Service - the Juvenile Justice Department's meat vendor - called to verify an order they were preparing to deliver: 800 pounds of fajitas."
'Prosecutors say that on August 7, Escamilla took the day off to go to a medical appointment. '
'An employee at the department first dismissed the order as a mistake, given the fact that the facility does not serve fajitas. ', "But this is the real thing,' District Attorney Luis V. Saenz told The Brownsville Herald."
[–] 10803072? ago
That's $133,333 fajitas a year. A YEAR.