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[–] QualityShitposter 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

How do I get a government job distributing cheesecake?

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[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I'm sure this sort of thing is going on all over the country at every level of government.

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[–] skittlesforhair 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Where can I sign up? I love fajitas.

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[–] ilikeskittles ago 

Your local state government office. I'm sure somebody has a stash of fajita meat in their desk.

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[–] derram 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

https://archive.fo/5SjOj | https://files.catbox.moe/e4xfie.png :

Texas man arrested for stealing $1million in fajitas | Daily Mail Online

'Texas authorities say that a man who was caught stealing more than a million dollars worth of fajitas over nine years may be looking at serious jail time. ', "During his absence, a driver from Labatt Food Service - the Juvenile Justice Department's meat vendor - called to verify an order they were preparing to deliver: 800 pounds of fajitas."

'Prosecutors say that on August 7, Escamilla took the day off to go to a medical appointment. '

'An employee at the department first dismissed the order as a mistake, given the fact that the facility does not serve fajitas. ', "But this is the real thing,' District Attorney Luis V. Saenz told The Brownsville Herald."

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