[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I'm sure this sort of thing is going on all over the country at every level of government.
[–] skittlesforhair 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Where can I sign up? I love fajitas.
[–] ilikeskittles ago
Your local state government office. I'm sure somebody has a stash of fajita meat in their desk.
[–] derram 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
https://archive.fo/5SjOj | https://files.catbox.moe/e4xfie.png :
Texas man arrested for stealing $1million in fajitas | Daily Mail Online
'Texas authorities say that a man who was caught stealing more than a million dollars worth of fajitas over nine years may be looking at serious jail time. ', "During his absence, a driver from Labatt Food Service - the Juvenile Justice Department's meat vendor - called to verify an order they were preparing to deliver: 800 pounds of fajitas."
'Prosecutors say that on August 7, Escamilla took the day off to go to a medical appointment. '
'An employee at the department first dismissed the order as a mistake, given the fact that the facility does not serve fajitas. ', "But this is the real thing,' District Attorney Luis V. Saenz told The Brownsville Herald."
[–] QualityShitposter 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
How do I get a government job distributing cheesecake?