[–] Uncle_Slob 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
How do you fall backward if you are going down the stairs? Your heel catches and you go forward. Is she so retarded or entitled that she thinks people believe her?
[–] peacegnome 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
the russians used pokemon go, to support BLM, so that she would fall down the stairs.
[–] William_Wallace 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Needs her blood transfusion and stem cells from the new kidnapped pre-birth fetus. She will probably perform oral sex on the dying aborted human as a bonus treat.
[–] Whattheholyfuck 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
She fell while running down the stairs. In heels. With a cup of coffee. While day trading with her Blackberry. While performing CPR on a Sudanese orphan. While defusing an undetonated WW2 shell left over from the German aerial bombing. While solving a Rubik's cube and defeating Gary Kasparov at 5 chess matches. Blindfolded.
[–] WillisJaxson 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
"'I was running down the stairs in heels with a cup of coffee in hand, I was talking over my shoulder and my heel caught and I fell backwards."
How much bullshit can she pack into one sentence? Let me count the ways.
I'd wager she hasn't attempted a brisk walking pace in decades much less any semblance of running.
If you're holding a cup coffee you walk smoothly and carefully, especially while going down stairs.
If you are going down stairs with coffee in hand, you're watching the cup so it doesn't slosh too much. You aren't talking over your shoulder.
If your heel catches going down stairs you fall forward. If your heel slips off the edge of the step you fall backwards.
If you fall backwards, exactly how the fuck do you break a toe?
[–] GoofyGrape 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I wonder if Eminem poured the coffee from his pot. Probably not. I suck at rhyming...a lot.
[–] MaFishTacosDaBombBro 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Not only that, but supposedly this happened after she ate dinner at some restaurant late at night.
The only people I know who drink coffee late at night are guys working the night shift. That leaves the question, does Hillary work the night shift now?
[–] UlyssesEMcGill 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
She'd have 15 broken bones if she tripped down the stairs while looking the wrong direction with something in her hand.
Was that really her explanation?
[–] Ifaptocomments 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The coffee also would have burned her (if it was hot) Old people skin is not as resistant as a young person's
[–] Thursday777 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
'I was running staggering downstairs in heels a daze with a cup of coffee my 5th glass of whiskey and fell backwards passed out!'
It's OK Hillary, we've all been there.
[–] Uncle_Slob 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Crutches and a boot for a broken toe. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, ok.