[–] PhilaFerret 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago
You can't call out sick if you're President of the United States, even if you stubbed your toe.
[–] Trumptastic 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The 25th amendment actually does allow a president to call in sick. Rarely used but i think Bush used it and Cheney was acting president for a short while in 2007
[–] PhilaFerret ago
You can call in dead, too, but surgery is also an extreme example and not in the spirit of what I was talking about.
[–] Oh_Well_ian 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
' I was juggling 3 white rabbits and a fetus while balancing on a giant Earth ball when Moloch suddenly appeared...'
[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Not everyone has unsubscribed to her yet. And some aren't in a position to.
[–] Rainy-Day-Dream 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
omg how can you say that when it's [the current year], it's HER TURN, she DESERVES to be president
[–] [deleted] 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
[–] FreeBreivik 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
She's still dressing like Mao Zedong.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And they have to have pants to cover up the full leg braces.
[–] [deleted] 1 point 35 points 36 points (+36|-1) ago
[–] TheFloydBoy 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Hahahahaha! Damnit, you made me spill my drink.
[–] New_years_day [S] 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
She's running out of babies to eat.
[–] NoBS 2 points 22 points 24 points (+24|-2) ago
Pharma quality stem-cell's from freshly murdered donors.
If you torture a full term mother for at least 72 hours the newborn contains the "fountain of youth". It will repair damaged nerves and radically accelerated healing. They use more than just brain fluid of the human remains.
The organs are "enriched" due to natural defenses that only happens in a dying mother. Weird things happen in a previously healthy womb that can be documented. Both the Japanese and Germans proved that in the forties.
I wish I was full of shit. Being a liar is safer that the truth.
[–] Eleutheria 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Her and Jesus Campos are eloping.
[–] derram 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
https://archive.fo/JmYq2 | https://files.catbox.moe/d61xjj.png :
Clinton 'very apologetic' after missing BBC interview | Daily Mail Online
'BBC Women’s Hour said she had sent her apologies. '
'Hillary Clinton was forced to make a series of embarrassing media cancellations today after falling and hurting her foot, MailOnline can reveal. ', "This Morning presenter Philip Schofield said on Snapchat: 'Supposed to be interviewing Hillary Clinton... but she's fallen over and hurt her foot!!"
'Jane Garvey, who had been due to interview Mrs Clinton on the BBC Radio show Woman’s Hour, repeatedly told listeners she had been delayed. '
'He wrote: ‘Supposed to be interviewing Hillary Clinton, but she’s fallen over and her foot!!'
[–] Uncle_Slob 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Crutches and a boot for a broken toe. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, ok.