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[–] Uncle_Slob 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Crutches and a boot for a broken toe. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, ok.

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[–] PhilaFerret 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

You can't call out sick if you're President of the United States, even if you stubbed your toe.

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[–] Trumptastic 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The 25th amendment actually does allow a president to call in sick. Rarely used but i think Bush used it and Cheney was acting president for a short while in 2007

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[–] PhilaFerret ago 

You can call in dead, too, but surgery is also an extreme example and not in the spirit of what I was talking about.

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[–] Linnormr 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

But you can spend all of your time golfing!

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[–] Subtenko 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

ANOTHER good thing trump won

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[–] Oh_Well_ian 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

' I was juggling 3 white rabbits and a fetus while balancing on a giant Earth ball when Moloch suddenly appeared...'

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[–] EvilSeagull 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

While under fire.

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[–] Inaminit 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

To me, the amazing thing is that this OLD, two-faced, washed-up, HAG can still garner any attention... For God's sake, WHY?

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[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Not everyone has unsubscribed to her yet. And some aren't in a position to.

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[–] Rainy-Day-Dream 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

omg how can you say that when it's [the current year], it's HER TURN, she DESERVES to be president

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[–] Subtenko 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

brainwashed people

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[–] EvilSeagull ago 

I thought this was the body double.

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[–] FreeBreivik 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

She's still dressing like Mao Zedong.

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[–] rug3y 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

She doesn't have much to work with. How do you cover a vaguely potato shaped form in an elegant fashion?

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[–] 10803165? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

With bacon bits and cheese?

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And they have to have pants to cover up the full leg braces.

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[–] Hoonsuit 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Nothing says elegant fashion like, BeDazzled burlap.

:D

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[–] TheFloydBoy 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Hahahahaha! Damnit, you made me spill my drink.

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[–] rndmvar 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

The amphetamine supply to keep her going must be running thin.

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[–] 10803157? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

An engine can run only so long on extra boost and then it throws a rod

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[–] New_years_day [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

She's running out of babies to eat.

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[–] NoBS 2 points 22 points (+24|-2) ago 

Pharma quality stem-cell's from freshly murdered donors.

If you torture a full term mother for at least 72 hours the newborn contains the "fountain of youth". It will repair damaged nerves and radically accelerated healing. They use more than just brain fluid of the human remains.

The organs are "enriched" due to natural defenses that only happens in a dying mother. Weird things happen in a previously healthy womb that can be documented. Both the Japanese and Germans proved that in the forties.

I wish I was full of shit. Being a liar is safer that the truth.

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[–] Eleutheria 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Her and Jesus Campos are eloping.

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[–] Hopevoats ago 

Also: "Her" is a weird way to spell "she".

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

She'll have to share her with Harvey Weinstein's wife. Not kidding.

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[–] derram 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

https://archive.fo/JmYq2 | https://files.catbox.moe/d61xjj.png :

Clinton 'very apologetic' after missing BBC interview | Daily Mail Online

'BBC Women’s Hour said she had sent her apologies. '

'Hillary Clinton was forced to make a series of embarrassing media cancellations today after falling and hurting her foot, MailOnline can reveal. ', "This Morning presenter Philip Schofield said on Snapchat: 'Supposed to be interviewing Hillary Clinton... but she's fallen over and hurt her foot!!"

'Jane Garvey, who had been due to interview Mrs Clinton on the BBC Radio show Woman’s Hour, repeatedly told listeners she had been delayed. '

'He wrote: ‘Supposed to be interviewing Hillary Clinton, but she’s fallen over and her foot!!'

This has been an automated message.

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[–] 10803189? ago 

More like very "apologetic". Nothing she says or does is authentic.

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