[–] Uncle_Slob 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
How do you fall backward if you are going down the stairs? Your heel catches and you go forward. Is she so retarded or entitled that she thinks people believe her?
[–] peacegnome 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
the russians used pokemon go, to support BLM, so that she would fall down the stairs.
[–] Eleutheria 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Her and Jesus Campos are eloping.
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[–] WillisJaxson 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
"'I was running down the stairs in heels with a cup of coffee in hand, I was talking over my shoulder and my heel caught and I fell backwards."
How much bullshit can she pack into one sentence? Let me count the ways.
I'd wager she hasn't attempted a brisk walking pace in decades much less any semblance of running.
If you're holding a cup coffee you walk smoothly and carefully, especially while going down stairs.
If you are going down stairs with coffee in hand, you're watching the cup so it doesn't slosh too much. You aren't talking over your shoulder.
If your heel catches going down stairs you fall forward. If your heel slips off the edge of the step you fall backwards.
If you fall backwards, exactly how the fuck do you break a toe?
[–] UlyssesEMcGill 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
She'd have 15 broken bones if she tripped down the stairs while looking the wrong direction with something in her hand.
Was that really her explanation?
[–] Ifaptocomments 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The coffee also would have burned her (if it was hot) Old people skin is not as resistant as a young person's
[–] MaFishTacosDaBombBro 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Not only that, but supposedly this happened after she ate dinner at some restaurant late at night.
The only people I know who drink coffee late at night are guys working the night shift. That leaves the question, does Hillary work the night shift now?
[–] GoofyGrape 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I wonder if Eminem poured the coffee from his pot. Probably not. I suck at rhyming...a lot.
[–] Whattheholyfuck 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
She fell while running down the stairs. In heels. With a cup of coffee. While day trading with her Blackberry. While performing CPR on a Sudanese orphan. While defusing an undetonated WW2 shell left over from the German aerial bombing. While solving a Rubik's cube and defeating Gary Kasparov at 5 chess matches. Blindfolded.
[–] FreeBreivik 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
She's still dressing like Mao Zedong.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And they have to have pants to cover up the full leg braces.
[–] PhilaFerret 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago
You can't call out sick if you're President of the United States, even if you stubbed your toe.
[–] Trumptastic 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The 25th amendment actually does allow a president to call in sick. Rarely used but i think Bush used it and Cheney was acting president for a short while in 2007
[–] PhilaFerret ago
You can call in dead, too, but surgery is also an extreme example and not in the spirit of what I was talking about.
[–] Doomking_Grimlock 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Although in such an event, that is sort've why we have the Vice President.
[–] PhilaFerret ago
A toe-stubbing incident is why we have a Vice President of the United States?
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'm glad we made the safer choice of healthy President instead of sick president who may or may not die in office from her late-stage degenerative diseases.
[–] UlyssesEMcGill 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
sort've
You're the only person I've ever seen use [have] when "of" is called for.
I like the way it looks though.
[–] Thursday777 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
'I was
runningstaggering downstairs inheelsa daze with acup of coffeemy 5th glass of whiskey andfell backwardspassed out!'It's OK Hillary, we've all been there.