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[–] RemoteViewer1 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If there is one thing Id love to see before I die? It'd be Hillary's Pedophiles ALL hanging from the trees around the White House Lawn :)

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[–] Cheesebooger 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

She fell and hurt her hoove

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[–] ardvarcus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

HIllary had yet another "senior moment" that was probably brought on by an excess of prescription medications. She stumbled and broke her toe. Thank God this decaying, Marxist bull dyke isn't in the White House.

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[–] Thursday777 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

'I was running staggering downstairs in heels a daze with a cup of coffee my 5th glass of whiskey and fell backwards passed out!'

It's OK Hillary, we've all been there.

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[–] WillisJaxson 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

"'I was running down the stairs in heels with a cup of coffee in hand, I was talking over my shoulder and my heel caught and I fell backwards."

How much bullshit can she pack into one sentence? Let me count the ways.

I'd wager she hasn't attempted a brisk walking pace in decades much less any semblance of running.

If you're holding a cup coffee you walk smoothly and carefully, especially while going down stairs.

If you are going down stairs with coffee in hand, you're watching the cup so it doesn't slosh too much. You aren't talking over your shoulder.

If your heel catches going down stairs you fall forward. If your heel slips off the edge of the step you fall backwards.

If you fall backwards, exactly how the fuck do you break a toe?

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[–] 10803180? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She is the master of bullshit, so many years of practice at it and you're looking at the apex of her work and mastery.

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[–] UlyssesEMcGill 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She'd have 15 broken bones if she tripped down the stairs while looking the wrong direction with something in her hand.

Was that really her explanation?

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[–] Ifaptocomments 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The coffee also would have burned her (if it was hot) Old people skin is not as resistant as a young person's

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[–] MaFishTacosDaBombBro 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Not only that, but supposedly this happened after she ate dinner at some restaurant late at night.

The only people I know who drink coffee late at night are guys working the night shift. That leaves the question, does Hillary work the night shift now?

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[–] GoofyGrape 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I wonder if Eminem poured the coffee from his pot. Probably not. I suck at rhyming...a lot.

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[–] Whattheholyfuck 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

She fell while running down the stairs. In heels. With a cup of coffee. While day trading with her Blackberry. While performing CPR on a Sudanese orphan. While defusing an undetonated WW2 shell left over from the German aerial bombing. While solving a Rubik's cube and defeating Gary Kasparov at 5 chess matches. Blindfolded.

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[–] William_Wallace 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Needs her blood transfusion and stem cells from the new kidnapped pre-birth fetus. She will probably perform oral sex on the dying aborted human as a bonus treat.

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[–] Oh_Well_ian 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

supply lines from Haiti are running thin

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[–] Uncle_Slob 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

How do you fall backward if you are going down the stairs? Your heel catches and you go forward. Is she so retarded or entitled that she thinks people believe her?

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[–] Gumbatron 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Obviously the Russians pushed her.!

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[–] peacegnome 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

the russians used pokemon go, to support BLM, so that she would fall down the stairs.

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[–] 10803174? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

backwards

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