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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I say let the military get overrun by fats and just have the Air Force spray the enemy with KFC gravy from above.

Imagine the horror. It'd be like the feeding scenes in the Romero zombie flicks. Fuck the Bomb, Murica has ravenous fats!

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[–] whoahson 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The cry of, "Think of the kids!" always seems irritating, but when it comes to fat kids, it actually does get to me. Seeing the 'fittest state' still struggling to get its kids to not be fucking giants worries me. By jove, my kids won't be fat.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

On the bright side, the lack of productivity that will come from an obese population will make America so useless that it will not be worth invading. Failing that, you can always hope the other side will be as fat as you are and that is a fairly good bet.