[–] QualityShitposter 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Inject them into a watermelon with a hypodermic needle and see if it explodes.
Give a random bum a lactobacillus enema and see if he explodes.
Put them into some sugar water with brewers yeast, and see who wins the microbial death match. Bonus points if you tell us what it tastes like.
[–] QualityShitposter ago
I blame it on soberness. My hard cider is taking forevvvvvvvvver to finish fermenting.
[–] L_Etranger ago
What are you on about? Very few cultures ferment meat and what are "leftover animals".
[–] Le_Squish [S] ago
Lactobacillus culture...it's alive!