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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

For a guitarist who is heavier than the metal they play.

For a guitarist who is really into gain.

For a guitarist whose body is distorted like the music.

For a guitarist who wants tremolo so the music wobbles like they do.

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[–] Mass_Eject ago 

If a guitarist fatty didn't eat so many chops, it's chops wouldn't suffer.