[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Don't forget to say "I see you started celebrating a bit early!"
[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
On current trends, 2.7 billion adults worldwide will suffer from overweight and obesity by 2025.
Good. Suffer.
I plan to ask many women when the baby is due.
[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I'm going to look straight down at my dick all day, just because I [am a pervert] can see it without having to suck in my gut.
[–] BeetusChristFUPAStar 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Everyday is 'obesity day'
[–] BeetusToTheLeft 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Nice. I had no clue, but already started my day with a sunrise run and I have no plans to eat until lunch. That's a good start. I think I will hit the gym later for some lifting in honor of the "holiday".
[–] [deleted] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
[–] DrunkenPieRat 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
[–] Snackz ago
Ate 4 slices of Jet's pizza at 500 calories per slice while smiling, still 5 ft 10 and 155 lbs