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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Man, just imagine how big this delicate beach ball-shaped flower is now...if Lord Beetus hasn't punched its card yet.

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[–] roastedbeetushearts 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"snarling out" Why do fats always use these dramatic, unnecessary words to make harmless interactions seem aggressive?

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[–] different_to_a_duck 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Exactly. I highly doubt the nurse meant to threaten her, but was just being blunt.

Sugarcoting her condition won't make her feel any need to change, the way bluntly telling her how things are does.

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[–] Fatburner4u 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

“AND HER NAME WAS CRUELLA DE-EVIL STEPMOTHER AND SHE TRIED TO GIVE ME A POISON APPLE AND THEN SHE TURNED INTO A FIRE BREATHING DRAGON”

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[–] wham-bam 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Apple. Poison apple. What's the difference? Both taste awful compared to the sugahs. How can you skinny bitches eat that junk? Don't you know eating apples is inherently fat shaming? Pretty sure Hitler came up with the whole "apple a day keeps the doctor away" thing. /s

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 ago 

Because fats are professional victims

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[–] Rialed ago 

She may have Latrophobia (fear of doctors) but if she has Iatrophobia at least she has a rational basis for fear of herself, since she already is killing herself.

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[–] FattyWannaCracker 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Shitlady nurse is doing the Lord Beetus's work.

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[–] MeowsephStalin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I BET that NP wasn't even a shitlady. She probably simply said "you're heavier than you should be and your doctor will tell you more about fixing this", and the beached whale over exagerated for sympathy.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So you are making a conscious choice to avoid the doctor and discuss your fatness that you were told is killing you, but it will be the doctor's fault that you die, not the fatness?

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[–] aTaleOfTwoFee-Fees 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Blah, blah, nurse/doctor did their job, blah, blah, I never went back. Showed them, reeeeeee.

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[–] 10751460? ago 

Well the good thing is it probably will die young.

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[–] IheartSwimming 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm 5'3, and I weigh 120.

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