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[–] harry_nash 1 point 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

Computers are like air conditioners. They both stop working when you open windows.

~Linus Torvalds

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[–] Doorsopenm8 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I love that man's fuck you attitude. He stomps snowflakes without second guessing.

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[–] Naught405 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The problem with computers is they always do exactly what you tell everyone told them.

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[–] lord_nougat 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

Unless you're running Windows, then they do what Microsoft tells them.

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[–] Naught405 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

altered

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[–] WeekendBaker ago 

I didn’t know she had a cult here. Thanks!

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[–] weeds-in-the-garden 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Usually on linux you don't notice the process has turned into a zombie. But, you kill it anyway.

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[–] rndmvar 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Or you can use strace to see if it is still making system calls or if it has hung on something.

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[–] glassuser 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's almost always poor coding on the part of whoever made the program. Multiple threads are your friends.

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[–] PhilaFerret 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

That's David Lee Roth, "Running. Yeah, Running with the Devil."