[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
I'm a vegetarian because I feel better eating that way. I'm also a 200 lb fighter. I confuse fatties because they want to make jokes about how real men eat meat but I dwarf them in musculature and there's lots of footage of me fighting competitively making it difficult for them to play the big tough guy.
[–] EggonBread 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
b-b-b-but only real tough guys have no visible muscle mass and beer bellies, how can you be like that as a vegetarian??? I bet you make fatty brains implode on the daily, it sounds brilliant