[–] 10652530? 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago (edited ago)
It's written like:
I like to do fellow human things, like making laugh sounds at funny moving pictures! Doing fun dances to young human music while preparing nutrients! Listening to popular 1980 musical orchestrators while undergoing maintenance on my human exosuit!
The guy is either a golem or pathetic.
[–] Sullysq 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Sounds like a real winner... http://www.betterfunner.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/invite-phil-to-your-party-1200px.jpg
[–] EarlPoncho 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
im gonna go ahead and assume he molests kids based on this bio
[–] MisterNeptune 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
No doubt a pedo. Probably eats activated almonds too.
[–] JastheMace 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Now now, they use a cutting tool to remove it.....Then they suck the little bloody pee pee.
[–] PhilaFerret 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
He said it.