[–] Master_Foo 1 point 14 points 15 points (+15|-1) ago
Forget the travel ban. We can do better. Upon entry to the United States, everyone has to eat a piece of pepperoni pizza at customs. If they don't do it, they get sent back. And as a bonus, I get a piece of pepperoni pizza whenever I go through customs. So, it's a win-win situation.
Added bonus: This keeps other undesirables out, like vegans.
[–] sillymanilly 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Lol, you are indeed the master, Master Foo!
[–] freedomite 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Lactose tolerance is widely a white trait. So I'm pretty ok with this plan.
[–] Niggertown 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Paradise must be run by pig-people. Only explanation for their pork fears.
[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Now we just need him in a bio medical testing facility, and all will be well.
[–] newoldwave 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If Muslims had never tasted or even seen pork, how would they know something (like a pizza) had pork on it?
[–] Cold_Guinea_Pig ago
Here in Britain, Dominoes Pizza has stopped putting 'real' pepperoni on their pizza. It's all turkey meat disguised. I obviously don't buy anything from them ever [for a variety of reasons] but this pandering to a frigging minority who wouldn't use their premises anyway [living in a small town, with only a handful of muslims] is getting out of hand. I am vehemently against anything halal. I don't want halal, I want my meat killed in a humane way. Yet from schools to restaurant, everyone stops selling pork products [maybe not everyone but I am pissed off, so I exaggerate].
How often am I eating halal without knowing? Probably too often. I want compensation. At least I have a valid reason. Oh I am so angry...>:(
[–] yewotm8 0 points 32 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago
How would he know?
[–] 10646859? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Touché.
[–] FuckYouReddit- 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Blowing his Imam when he was 9?