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[–] yewotm8 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

claimed it tasted like pork

How would he know?

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[–] 10646859? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Touché.

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[–] FuckYouReddit- 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Blowing his Imam when he was 9?

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[–] Master_Foo 1 point 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

Forget the travel ban. We can do better. Upon entry to the United States, everyone has to eat a piece of pepperoni pizza at customs. If they don't do it, they get sent back. And as a bonus, I get a piece of pepperoni pizza whenever I go through customs. So, it's a win-win situation.

Added bonus: This keeps other undesirables out, like vegans.

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[–] sillymanilly 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Lol, you are indeed the master, Master Foo!

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[–] KikeFree 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

For jihad they are permitted to scarf down a rasher of bacon, and pretty much anything else normally forbidden.

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[–] el_llama 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

And those lactose intolerant asshats.

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[–] Master_Foo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

YEAH FUCK THEM!!!

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[–] freedomite 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Lactose tolerance is widely a white trait. So I'm pretty ok with this plan.

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[–] ShinyVoater ago 

Most cheeses don't contain much lactose.

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[–] FuckYouReddit- ago 

Confirmed communist, wants free stuff.

/s

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[–] Jimmycog 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Rejected from paradise, and no money either. A great day in the USA

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[–] Niggertown 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Paradise must be run by pig-people. Only explanation for their pork fears.

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[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Now we just need him in a bio medical testing facility, and all will be well.

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[–] kevo7777 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You misspelled 'catapult that sends them back to the middle east'

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[–] newoldwave 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If Muslims had never tasted or even seen pork, how would they know something (like a pizza) had pork on it?

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[–] Captain_Hamerica ago 

Because it was the best pizza they ever tasted?

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[–] 10643494? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Eat pork or bust

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[–] Cat-hax 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I want bacon pizza now, damn it.

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[–] Cold_Guinea_Pig ago 

Here in Britain, Dominoes Pizza has stopped putting 'real' pepperoni on their pizza. It's all turkey meat disguised. I obviously don't buy anything from them ever [for a variety of reasons] but this pandering to a frigging minority who wouldn't use their premises anyway [living in a small town, with only a handful of muslims] is getting out of hand. I am vehemently against anything halal. I don't want halal, I want my meat killed in a humane way. Yet from schools to restaurant, everyone stops selling pork products [maybe not everyone but I am pissed off, so I exaggerate].

How often am I eating halal without knowing? Probably too often. I want compensation. At least I have a valid reason. Oh I am so angry...>:(

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[–] manboobs ago 

"a pizza that he and his wife had consumed “tasted like pork” and made both of them sick to their stomachs."

How did they know what pork tastes like if they have never tasted it before?

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