[–] Master_Foo 1 point 14 points 15 points (+15|-1) ago
Forget the travel ban. We can do better. Upon entry to the United States, everyone has to eat a piece of pepperoni pizza at customs. If they don't do it, they get sent back. And as a bonus, I get a piece of pepperoni pizza whenever I go through customs. So, it's a win-win situation.
Added bonus: This keeps other undesirables out, like vegans.
[–] freedomite 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Lactose tolerance is widely a white trait. So I'm pretty ok with this plan.
[–] sillymanilly 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Lol, you are indeed the master, Master Foo!
[–] newoldwave 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If Muslims had never tasted or even seen pork, how would they know something (like a pizza) had pork on it?
[–] Pwning4Ever ago
Little Caesars
well looks like I gotta add Little Caesers to my boycott list if they're selling halal food.
[–] ShinyVoater 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Checking it out on Google Maps, it looks like that location did offer halal peperoni. However, it's a franchised business, so your location is far more likely to wrap pizza in bacon than know what "halal" even means.
[–] Jimmycog 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Rejected from paradise, and no money either. A great day in the USA
[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Now we just need him in a bio medical testing facility, and all will be well.
[–] kevo7777 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You misspelled 'catapult that sends them back to the middle east'
[–] Niggertown 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Paradise must be run by pig-people. Only explanation for their pork fears.