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[–] yewotm8 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

claimed it tasted like pork

How would he know?

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[–] 10646859? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Touché.

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[–] FuckYouReddit- 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Blowing his Imam when he was 9?

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[–] Master_Foo 1 point 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

Forget the travel ban. We can do better. Upon entry to the United States, everyone has to eat a piece of pepperoni pizza at customs. If they don't do it, they get sent back. And as a bonus, I get a piece of pepperoni pizza whenever I go through customs. So, it's a win-win situation.

Added bonus: This keeps other undesirables out, like vegans.

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[–] sillymanilly 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Lol, you are indeed the master, Master Foo!

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[–] KikeFree 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

For jihad they are permitted to scarf down a rasher of bacon, and pretty much anything else normally forbidden.

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[–] el_llama 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

And those lactose intolerant asshats.

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[–] freedomite 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Lactose tolerance is widely a white trait. So I'm pretty ok with this plan.

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[–] ShinyVoater ago 

Most cheeses don't contain much lactose.

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[–] Master_Foo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

YEAH FUCK THEM!!!

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[–] FuckYouReddit- ago 

Confirmed communist, wants free stuff.

/s

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[–] Jimmycog 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Rejected from paradise, and no money either. A great day in the USA

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[–] Niggertown 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Paradise must be run by pig-people. Only explanation for their pork fears.

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[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Now we just need him in a bio medical testing facility, and all will be well.

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[–] kevo7777 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You misspelled 'catapult that sends them back to the middle east'

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[–] 10643494? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Eat pork or bust

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[–] newoldwave 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If Muslims had never tasted or even seen pork, how would they know something (like a pizza) had pork on it?

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[–] Captain_Hamerica ago 

Because it was the best pizza they ever tasted?

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[–] manboobs ago 

"a pizza that he and his wife had consumed “tasted like pork” and made both of them sick to their stomachs."

How did they know what pork tastes like if they have never tasted it before?

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[–] Pwning4Ever ago 

Little Caesars

well looks like I gotta add Little Caesers to my boycott list if they're selling halal food.

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[–] ShinyVoater 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Checking it out on Google Maps, it looks like that location did offer halal peperoni. However, it's a franchised business, so your location is far more likely to wrap pizza in bacon than know what "halal" even means.

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[–] Cat-hax 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I want bacon pizza now, damn it.

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