[–] rocketrouser 1 point 10 points 11 points (+11|-1) ago
People really need to learn how to burn things more efficient. It's easy you just need a prepped fire. Start your fire beforehand in a bucket with some lighter fluid and some kindling. A Koran works splendidly but if you don't have one you might have to start your fire with something more valuable like some old newspapers or a phone book from 95. Now that that's burning make your passionate speech and then throw the tickets in. They'll burn quickly cutting the awkwardness while looking more dramatic and making your message a lot more powerful.
[–] derram 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
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