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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Gross thought: if these beasts need specially designed vibrator wands just so they can reach their junk to jill off, how to they stay clean during shark week?

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

What makes you think they care about being clean?

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[–] Creggieb ago 

They willprobably reeee that all the extra material required to make an articulating phallus to circumnavigate their fupas shouldnt cost more than a normal dildo

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I can't believe how stupid so many women are. 'Female empowerment' is nothing more than marketing. Stick it on toilet paper or tire gauges or anything and women will feel they're making a political statement. It's very crafty.

Not all women fall for it, of course, but enough that it is still around. Can't believe so many people are stupid

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[–] ButtesNWholes 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's funny because most of the people who tout "female empowerment" want it to come from outside sources that give money or power to women for just being female.

So it's empowering to get something for free?

Also it pisses me off because I work in a male dominated field and live well because I am good at my job, not because I am female. Can't we just be people?

Except fats, of course.

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[–] EggonBread 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A majority of the "people" that buy into anything with female empowerment written on it are fats anyway, so automatically takes them out of the equation, If you're good at what you do, male or female doesn't matter because everyone knows fats aren't good at anything

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How could anyone still have a sex drive after walking into a store and seeing that thing?

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That face ... like it's off every other story about a teacher caught drugging the high school quarterback or letting the team run a train on it in the kids' playroom.

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[–] skinnyminny67 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I honestly can't imagine willingly staying in a condition that makes sex impossible. I'm getting divorced mostly because my ex's libido tanked and he wouldn't do anything about it. I went off meds that killed my libido. Yes, it's that important to me...which is why I stay in shape.

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[–] Rialed 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No one can hear you scream when you're a sex toy.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Shitlord sex is the best. So much energy... so much movement and vigor... umpf...

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[–] hypercat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My pectoral muscles are still sore from vigorous sex over the weekend.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Mostly it kills my hamstrings...