[–] GIF-lLL-S0NG 1 point 22 points 23 points (+23|-1) ago
IF you sitting next to ugly feminist and a white knight cuck at a bar and asking the internet for advice, you are indeed a nigger faggot of proportions that only the post-modernist era can concoct.
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[–] PANTSONMIXTAPE ago
"This pipsqueek bothering you?"
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[–] GIF-lLL-S0NG 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Leave Bradley Manning alone!
[–] sakuramboo 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Get an app to record the audio and upload that shit to soundcloud.
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[–] AnmanIndustries 0 points 36 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago
Stand up and go in a loud deep voice: Im going to dominate my woman tonight wearing nothing but the skin of a bear I killed with nothing but my own two hands. Then walk out and flip every one off as you go through the door.
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[–] AnmanIndustries 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Mmm. I dont know if that was even half the correct response. Unless youre easy, it takes too long to achieve that level of personal fluids in order to coat people with your dominance. I think urine would have been sufficient. It is for most other creatures.
Maybe in the future you could just pee in a cup and pour some into their drinks. Either way, I think in spirit they would still have been dominated.
Or, when they say "this drink tastes funny", burst from your chair and say a big deep voice: "Thats because I pissed in it." Then walk out the door giving everyone the finger. Doest give them time to call any police.
[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
As in you fired a load from your seat onto the bar, or did you jump up onto the bar, whip it out, and fire a load onto the crowd of assembled admiring women?
[–] aria_taint 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Nice typing skills with cuffs on.
[–] chryseos-geckota 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Keep on jerking it
[–] 10572773? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Do you want to be raped by a gaggle of niggers? Cause that's how you get raped by a gaggle of niggers.
[–] AnmanIndustries ago
The trick is to do it fast enough before anyone has time to respond. Alternatively, flip your dick out as you stand up. I am not sure if the second suggestion works though. I havent tried it out of fear of knocking someone out.