[–] sakuramboo 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Get an app to record the audio and upload that shit to soundcloud.
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[–] GIF-lLL-S0NG 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Leave Bradley Manning alone!
[–] AnmanIndustries 0 points 36 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago
Stand up and go in a loud deep voice: Im going to dominate my woman tonight wearing nothing but the skin of a bear I killed with nothing but my own two hands. Then walk out and flip every one off as you go through the door.
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[–] AnmanIndustries 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Mmm. I dont know if that was even half the correct response. Unless youre easy, it takes too long to achieve that level of personal fluids in order to coat people with your dominance. I think urine would have been sufficient. It is for most other creatures.
Maybe in the future you could just pee in a cup and pour some into their drinks. Either way, I think in spirit they would still have been dominated.
Or, when they say "this drink tastes funny", burst from your chair and say a big deep voice: "Thats because I pissed in it." Then walk out the door giving everyone the finger. Doest give them time to call any police.
[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
"jerked off on the bar"
As in you fired a load from your seat onto the bar, or did you jump up onto the bar, whip it out, and fire a load onto the crowd of assembled admiring women?
[–] BIGLY17 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Bet that was one hell of a scene. Just a cool, calm and collected Alpha Kent rubbin one out. The question remains whether you jumped up on that bitch full diesel and just laid a load out there or whether the entire bar was at a standstill waiting for your flaccid cock to get to shootin.
Hopefully you lucked out either way and had some bystanders that were deer in headlights upon seeing your penga. In which case I would implore you to tell us who was christened with the Alpha load..
[–] AnmanIndustries ago
The trick is to do it fast enough before anyone has time to respond. Alternatively, flip your dick out as you stand up. I am not sure if the second suggestion works though. I havent tried it out of fear of knocking someone out.
[–] PANTSONMIXTAPE ago
"This pipsqueek bothering you?"
[–] crazy_eyes 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
You gotta be kidding
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[–] SocialJusticePanda 2 points 0 points 2 points (+2|-2) ago
Take your dick out and slap them both. Get laid which ever your preference be.
[–] 10572006? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Are you at work? You could ask him if the purse in lost and found is his? You could move in on his women and bag her only to reject her after he slinks off?