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[–] crazy_eyes 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

You gotta be kidding

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[–] crazy_eyes 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

I do

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[–] Eualos 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Make fun of him with her

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[–] PANTSONMIXTAPE ago 

"This pipsqueek bothering you?"

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[–] Eualos ago 

Extra points if you act like she's already yours. "this pipsqueek bothering you babe?"

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[–] AnmanIndustries 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

Stand up and go in a loud deep voice: Im going to dominate my woman tonight wearing nothing but the skin of a bear I killed with nothing but my own two hands. Then walk out and flip every one off as you go through the door.

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[–] 10572773? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Do you want to be raped by a gaggle of niggers? Cause that's how you get raped by a gaggle of niggers.

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[–] AnmanIndustries ago 

The trick is to do it fast enough before anyone has time to respond. Alternatively, flip your dick out as you stand up. I am not sure if the second suggestion works though. I havent tried it out of fear of knocking someone out.

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[–] aria_taint 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nice typing skills with cuffs on.

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[–] chryseos-geckota 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Keep on jerking it

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[–] BIGLY17 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Bet that was one hell of a scene. Just a cool, calm and collected Alpha Kent rubbin one out. The question remains whether you jumped up on that bitch full diesel and just laid a load out there or whether the entire bar was at a standstill waiting for your flaccid cock to get to shootin.

Hopefully you lucked out either way and had some bystanders that were deer in headlights upon seeing your penga. In which case I would implore you to tell us who was christened with the Alpha load..

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"jerked off on the bar"

As in you fired a load from your seat onto the bar, or did you jump up onto the bar, whip it out, and fire a load onto the crowd of assembled admiring women?

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[–] bdmthrfkr 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Ignore the shit out of these losers and go hit on that hot blond over there by the jukebox.

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[–] GIF-lLL-S0NG 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Leave Bradley Manning alone!

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[–] Halstan 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I believe you, but this scenario still seems so hard to actually imagine to me. I guess just observe and document.

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[–] sakuramboo 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Get an app to record the audio and upload that shit to soundcloud.

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[–] 10572006? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Are you at work? You could ask him if the purse in lost and found is his? You could move in on his women and bag her only to reject her after he slinks off?