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[–] GIF-lLL-S0NG 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Leave Bradley Manning alone!
[–] PANTSONMIXTAPE ago
"This pipsqueek bothering you?"
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[–] GIF-lLL-S0NG 1 point 22 points 23 points (+23|-1) ago
IF you sitting next to ugly feminist and a white knight cuck at a bar and asking the internet for advice, you are indeed a nigger faggot of proportions that only the post-modernist era can concoct.
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[–] AnmanIndustries 0 points 36 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago
Stand up and go in a loud deep voice: Im going to dominate my woman tonight wearing nothing but the skin of a bear I killed with nothing but my own two hands. Then walk out and flip every one off as you go through the door.
[–] AnmanIndustries ago
The trick is to do it fast enough before anyone has time to respond. Alternatively, flip your dick out as you stand up. I am not sure if the second suggestion works though. I havent tried it out of fear of knocking someone out.
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[–] BIGLY17 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Bet that was one hell of a scene. Just a cool, calm and collected Alpha Kent rubbin one out. The question remains whether you jumped up on that bitch full diesel and just laid a load out there or whether the entire bar was at a standstill waiting for your flaccid cock to get to shootin.
Hopefully you lucked out either way and had some bystanders that were deer in headlights upon seeing your penga. In which case I would implore you to tell us who was christened with the Alpha load..
[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
"jerked off on the bar"
As in you fired a load from your seat onto the bar, or did you jump up onto the bar, whip it out, and fire a load onto the crowd of assembled admiring women?
[–] sakuramboo 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Get an app to record the audio and upload that shit to soundcloud.
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