[–] NoviceApproach 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How dare you oppress the butterhuffers with your healthy food choices. You are piggering them into ed
[–] Fupachabra [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's ok! Keep on it and you can have one for a treat as a goal!
[–] Gauge2244 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Don't turn down a slice of birthday cake at the office! They might have a literal heart attack from confusion!
That crap pisses me off. Just because it is someone's birthday doesn't mean I have to join you fats in shoving sweets in my face. And just because they're going out to get food doesn't mean you have to get a 1400 calorie meal. Enjoy that salad.... and being able to tie your shoes.
[–] Fupachabra [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I enjoyed my salad and then a long walk with my Dalmatian mix that night
[–] S_t_e_r_l_i_n_g 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Fats really are the worst when it comes to anything related to a natural disaster. Well, they suck at everything in general, we know that. Before Irma, at the Publix near me, I witnessed these butter beasts literally shoving people out of the way in the isles of the store. The kicker? It wasn't for anything improtant, like water, bread, canned food, or anything that a human would absolutely need, fucking no. These Grease tankers were walking about with carts FULL of cakes, 5 or more bags of chips, sodas, etc. I honestly couldn't believe what I was seeing.
Then again, the fact that they were treating it as a glorified trip to the grocery store meant more actual provision for normal people.
[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
To be fair, loading up on high calorie nonpersihable stuff is a great idea for disasters.
[–] S_t_e_r_l_i_n_g 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
The problem here is that cakes that need to be kept in a refrigerator, ice cream, cheese, etc are all 100% perishable, and completely unnecessary.
If you know a storm is coming that can, and likely will knock out power, why the fuck would you go and buy milk by the gallons? Common sense dictates that's a stupid idea, you KNOW that's perishable. It's simply not a necessity at that point in time.
[–] Fupachabra [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The majority of fats I know had ready generators and a fridge full of fresh, perishables and frozen items stacked to the brim... I used to wonder why but I know why. They'll be home for a few days so they can eat from to dawn to dusk without others watching so it doesn't count teehee. Plus you have to keep your energy up in a disaster teehee. But my local publix was out of frozen pizza before it was out of what I thought would be fatty storm go-tos like shitty bagged doughnuts, precooked bacon, and all beetus drinks. Also they were all buying milk...
[–] S_t_e_r_l_i_n_g 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's sad to know that there were, and still are people who could really have used generators for important things.Yet so many were taken by these land whales that used them to keep their forzen pizza's, and ice cream. Fucking discussing. But hey! Their fat, and decisions don't affect anyone else amiright?
[–] Dagdamor 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
In Italy we eat Caprese salad as a second, it is the main course instead of the meat plate.
That means that if it is not some formal lunch or dinner, you can eat just the caprese, maybe a fruit after that, and it would be enough.
And it is traditionally a simple plate, just tomato and mozzarella garnished with some basil oil & salt, sometimes anchovies in the tomato. Mozzarella is great, fresh, juicy, but it is not a light food. You eat a mozzarella and it is pretty much a whole meal.
[–] Fupachabra [S] ago
I'm so glad you said that. Mozzarella is not a light food, and I have had this as a meal with family too only to be criticized by my aunts... But never my shitlording parents
[–] hypercat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
???!!! That is my favorite meal! I get the salad and put it on toast. For more dipping of balsamic.