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[–] NoviceApproach 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How dare you oppress the butterhuffers with your healthy food choices. You are piggering them into ed

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[–] YamaMaya 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I often get the 20 question game from fats about the food I bring in to work. Its like the the concept of modest portions for lunch or a meal not loaded down with carbs is foreign to them.

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fresh produce no longer being an option was such a blessing to their fatlogic hambodies in that it denied them the choice of healthy eating, they were appalled that anyone would choose to spend their consumption time on anything that ever grew without being processed at some point before entering their gaping inflammed maws.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

???!!! That is my favorite meal! I get the salad and put it on toast. For more dipping of balsamic.

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[–] heybaebay 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh God...I hate you lol. That sounds so good but I'm in keto and that's probably got just a few carbs outside my window. Still, I loved me a Caprese salad.

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[–] Fupachabra [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's ok! Keep on it and you can have one for a treat as a goal!

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Lol, so confused at a healthy option that it had to make a big deal of it.

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[–] Fllmia 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

There are days I miss Miami.

But most of the time? Fuck that state. Especially Northern Florida with its fat fucking old white people shuffling around gourging on buffets.

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[–] Fupachabra [S] ago 

I'm in the south pretty close to Miami.

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[–] Fllmia ago 

I always found the dividision started near Fort Lauderdale. Last I was there, Miami was still majority hard bodies, even if most of them were dumb as a sack of bricks.

Fort Lauderdale was where the fat puttering fogies started up.

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[–] Gauge2244 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Don't turn down a slice of birthday cake at the office! They might have a literal heart attack from confusion!

That crap pisses me off. Just because it is someone's birthday doesn't mean I have to join you fats in shoving sweets in my face. And just because they're going out to get food doesn't mean you have to get a 1400 calorie meal. Enjoy that salad.... and being able to tie your shoes.

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[–] Fupachabra [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I enjoyed my salad and then a long walk with my Dalmatian mix that night

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