[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Fresh produce no longer being an option was such a blessing to their fatlogic hambodies in that it denied them the choice of healthy eating, they were appalled that anyone would choose to spend their consumption time on anything that ever grew without being processed at some point before entering their gaping inflammed maws.
[–] Fupachabra [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's ok! Keep on it and you can have one for a treat as a goal!
[–] Gauge2244 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Don't turn down a slice of birthday cake at the office! They might have a literal heart attack from confusion!
That crap pisses me off. Just because it is someone's birthday doesn't mean I have to join you fats in shoving sweets in my face. And just because they're going out to get food doesn't mean you have to get a 1400 calorie meal. Enjoy that salad.... and being able to tie your shoes.
[–] Fupachabra [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I enjoyed my salad and then a long walk with my Dalmatian mix that night
[–] NoviceApproach 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How dare you oppress the butterhuffers with your healthy food choices. You are piggering them into ed