[–] AssFaceSandwich2 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
To be fair, I lent half of mine to Kurt Eichenwald and still haven't gotten it back. He won't return my calls.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
[–] NeedleStack 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Well, he is Swedish. They're a tall people.
[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
One could say their needle is... stacked.
[–] NeedleStack 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Because they took one look at you and assumed it was true. :-p
[–] undertheshills 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
I will always help a friend move, Im not helping you pack tho faggot.
[–] CrossdressingJew ago
That's fine. I don't want your greasy hands all over my my nice silk panties anyway.
[–] carnold03 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
I worked as a mover several years ago. I can tell you with confidence that this photo is pure pranks. From actual experience, real sex fetishists don't pack any of that shit up. You will walk into their dungeon or whatever and your first thought is to thank god you wear gloves for those moves. The boxes are open with their contents on full display.
Dear lord, I still remember the nightmare of having to tape closed a half dozen medium boxes filled with gay porn magazines and videos while the couple was upstairs arguing like a couple of hens. One guy on the job was so nervous he thought we were going to find ourselves in the Zed situation like in Pulp Fiction when he first saw the dungeon. And no, I shit you not. It was an honest to god sex dungeon. Though for the life of me, I couldn't imagine much sex ever going on down there.
[–] GoldShekelSteinBerg 4 points -3 points 1 point (+1|-4) ago
fake, not funny.
[–] armday2day 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
Oh man, you must be a lot of fun IRL
[–] GoldShekelSteinBerg 3 points -3 points 0 points (+0|-3) ago
Oh man, fuck you and your clickbait cancer.
[–] Troll 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Some faggot friends you got there. They didn't even get you a box of extra large dragon dildos to keep you company for the winter.
[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Have you any idea what those things cost?
[–] Troll 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
No, sorry, I don't buy Apple products.
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