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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Fats suck at everything. I told someone that a while ago and they just laughed it off, and said I was mean. Cue several months ago when he came back to me saying, "Donuts, since you said that I realized you were right, I started to pay more attention and noticed that fat people really are bad at everything they do".

Damn straight I'm right you little bitch.

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[–] Phillyshitlord [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I told this fat dude that my internet wife commented on my post. He said mmmmmmdonuts because he was in the break room, wasn't listening to me, and I made this story up for a joke.

I try not to talk to fat people too much.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Wait? Since when did we get married? Oh Philly, you've made me the happiest girl alive :)

P.S. Yes we can have a dragonaball themed wedding, who do you prefer, Bulma, Chi Chi, or Android 18?

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[–] CFR223 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

What did he expect, the human body evolved feet with a shape and surface area to accommodate actual human sizing, when you turn the foot into a round thing and put 3-4x the weight it was designed for on a slick surface, do you really think it'll hold up?

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

You assume that foot will remain very long.

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[–] gonzo26587 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Such grace, such poise

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[–] NSFWenly 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That was quite a splash. It must have fallen in several times prior to the recording for the grass to become that wet.

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[–] probablyadragon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I think part of the edge just gave way under all that weight

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[–] c-fox 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Silly fatty, trying to do human things.

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's fucking hysterical.

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[–] MorbidObesityTracker 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Great video!

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[–] purpleflamingo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Heh heh heh heh.

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