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[–] zhekingz 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Why did the semen cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks today.

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[–] Guitarianist 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Why did Newton cross the road? A person at rest tends to remain at rest and a person in motion tends to cross roads.