[–] ScalarWhaler 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
I looked deep into the folds... Holy shit this bitch be 18 or some shit.
[–] UlyssesEMcGill 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
22 years old
3 lifetimes worth of cake
[–] tiny_shitlady 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
how can its relatively small legs holding so much weight? it's must be super painful to walk. I mean, compared to its body, its legs are so small, like stick holding up a huge mountain
[–] DiabetoStinko 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'm guessing 21 going on heart attack
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
2 years from death
Which, incidentally, would also be a cool name for a metal band
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Is it like a tree? Do you just count the chins? I guess 17.
[–] Logical_Tank 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Holy fuck. You could literally chop off half of it and it would still be a lardbeast.