[–] REEEperMan 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
If you're going to pull the bottom part all the way up to your boobs, why not just wear a one-piece..?
But she's right about her species -- let us not forget that "mermaids" are actually manatees AKA sea cows.
[–] fathatersball 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I was thinking "why do they always want to be mermaids". Mermaids can't use legs
[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What is this fetish over mermaids?
[–] EyeoftheChampion [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Water makes you feel weightless...
[–] REEEperMan 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I think it's because skinny bitches have thigh gaps and mermaids don't, so obviously a fat with thighs that chafe together is just like that beautiful magical creature.
[–] probablyadragon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Funny how this professional freediver in a mermaid suit is still quite thin...
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I hate the way their thighs force together like that. There is so much fat that it doesn't know where to go and so the line between the thighs is not straight. It is no wonder they go through jeans like they go through cake.
[–] BlackCrimesMatter 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Looks more like a sperm-maid.. or sperm whale
[–] EyeoftheChampion [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I would not be giving that any sperm.
[–] ruck_feddit 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I've seen this before. Ursula creates a whirlpool with her trident to kill the protagonists.
[–] EyeoftheChampion [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
lol my second thought was Ursula.
[–] Phoenixperson ago
https://youtu.be/QcoLKgWXsrs