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[–] Phoenixperson ago 

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[–] REEEperMan 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

If you're going to pull the bottom part all the way up to your boobs, why not just wear a one-piece..?

But she's right about her species -- let us not forget that "mermaids" are actually manatees AKA sea cows.

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[–] EyeoftheChampion [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

lol on the manatee reference :D

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[–] fathatersball 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I was thinking "why do they always want to be mermaids". Mermaids can't use legs

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What is this fetish over mermaids?

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[–] EyeoftheChampion [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Water makes you feel weightless...

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[–] probablyadragon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fat does float

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[–] REEEperMan 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I think it's because skinny bitches have thigh gaps and mermaids don't, so obviously a fat with thighs that chafe together is just like that beautiful magical creature.

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[–] probablyadragon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Funny how this professional freediver in a mermaid suit is still quite thin...

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I hate the way their thighs force together like that. There is so much fat that it doesn't know where to go and so the line between the thighs is not straight. It is no wonder they go through jeans like they go through cake.

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[–] BlackCrimesMatter 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Looks more like a sperm-maid.. or sperm whale

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[–] EyeoftheChampion [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I would not be giving that any sperm.

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[–] ruck_feddit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I've seen this before. Ursula creates a whirlpool with her trident to kill the protagonists.

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[–] EyeoftheChampion [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

lol my second thought was Ursula.

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[–] probablyadragon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hippo

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