[–] Convair990 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What you mean you wouldn't be delighted to have a 800lb ass come at you 10-20 times a day.....hoping the planet doesn't "miss the mark"? What's worse, think of what torture it's underwear must go through 🤢🤢🤢
[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well thank you very much for the grotesque images I now have in my mind's eye!
[–] UlyssesEMcGill 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"You pass the butter"
Thank god. I had a dream, no, a nightmare...
It was dark mostly. I was held prisoner near water, above or beside; I could not tell.
My captors kept me shackled, and covered with a hard, opaque object nearly the size of me, if not identical.
Still I prefer the solitude, for my trials and tortures were too grotesque to repeat. These were not humans. No human could subject anything to horrors such as I have known.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"I had a nightmare."
"What happened? Did you pass butter"
"No ... She passed butter. So much butter, and all the time."