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[–] DiscontentedMajority 1 point 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

I wish it was like choosing between pizza and tacos.

It's more like picking between various types of shit sandwiches.

[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] Womb_Raider 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

One that tastes good but turns out to be bad for you, versus one that is okay at best but in reality leads to prosperity?

Hmm... quaint

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[–] GoodGodKirk 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

or pizza salad vs salad pizza!

im not sure what the difference would be, but it's the same with our politicians...

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[–] AOU 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Still better than nothing burgers.

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[–] SexMachine 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ahahaha!

You thought you were getting food. To the gulag with you!

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[–] Rabidfish88 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Now teach them about socialism. Give them an ice cream then take half of it and give it to some hobo on the street.

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[–] mudcatca ago 

Twist: the cream comes from Chernobyl cows, and glow in the dark

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[–] freedoms 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You should have made too little food and made them vote on how to split it. Then consistently side with one of the kids no matter his arguments.

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[–] Itsame 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Rigged election?

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[–] Reverse-Flash [S] ago 

with a side of guacamole.

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[–] totes_magotes 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Been posted on reddit twice in the last year, here on voat last year. Get new content, ya hack. Something from 9gag, maybe.

In other news, I'm somehow a fucking autist on recognizing most reposts. I need a fucking life.

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[–] Reverse-Flash [S] ago  (edited ago)

I don't check out reddit. I don't care what's on reddit. I have never seen this joke before, so I posted it.

p.s. the person from reddit did not make this joke up. He was reposting, also.

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[–] voats4goats 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

For dessert, delicious tears of small children