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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Aww. Poor Rian has no compliments. Well in order to correct that, I would like to compliment her beard.

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[–] MagickCat 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Is it growing a beard? Decomposing?? I can't tell and it's making me feel unclean staring and trying to figure it out

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

This whale seems to be growing barnacles

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Laughed loudly, thanks XD

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[–] Foreverbronze 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The skin on this buffet slug's 3rd chin has begun to die off and decompose.

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[–] mastermeatlock 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I was actually hoping it was advertising for a haunted house early with that picture. I mean give her a spoon and and have her say "Fresh meat" I'd shit myself.

(In case you missed it "fresh meat" is a Diablo reference.)

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[–] MegaShitFactory 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

... Between her husband and her, they spend $40-50 per order at Pizza Hut.

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[–] UnionJacqueline 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago  (edited ago)

It's neither a dude nor a chick. It's an genderless obeast.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Maybe $50 of fuel because their poor car will need that much to move their fat arses around the block. The order itself between two deathfats could not be less than $100, especially considering that this is allegedly their only meal in a day (bullshit, but still).

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fucking hell this shit pisses me off. They are so god damned wasteful. I'll buy pizza maybe once a semester, from papa murphey's, for something like $16-$18. And I consider that to be splurging on food.