[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
What, you never shoved a pair of socks down your trousers?
I remember this guy in high school that had all his jeans perfectly faded around his private area to highlight his package. I often wondered how he accomplished that, since I've never seen it happen naturally on any other guy. Did he grind away on his pants with a rock? lol
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
natural wear from my rock hard erection bro
[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I prefer to believe he was dry-humping the concrete sidewalk.
[–] 8Ball 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
It's funny how excess amounts of makeup can be toxic and breast implants can be dangerous to their well being. So they pay the price for deception. But since they want gender equality so much, I guess they're asking for this to happen. But plastic surgery is always risky business, no matter which gender.
[–] Tree_Snake 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Fuck all of that. Women who have literally painted themselves into a corner of lies can die alone in that corner.
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[–] felpz1777 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
tit for tat. At least X: