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[–] Men13 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

That's how you get through a natural disaster without trauma to the kids! Good for him for keeping the mood happy in his household.

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[–] cyks 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

It is also a great way to get infections in every open hole of your body.

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[–] turtlesarepureevil 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You saying he fucked the fish?

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[–] ardvarcus ago 

See, every cloud has a silvery lining, and that very big cloud that was Harvey has a lining of fish scales.

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[–] CommanderPao ago 

I FUCKING LOVE TEXAAAAAAAAAAAAS

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[–] banchozeromon ago 

It's a gafftopsail catfish. They taste like asshole.

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[–] DangersDad ago 

How you can spot the people with flood insurance.

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[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't the only people who need flood insurance people who choose to live where it floods? Can't imagine the rationale for that.

"But our home, possessions, and lives will only be destroyed once every 20 years or so..."

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[–] DangersDad ago 

You can only get flood insurance thru government and if you have a flood anywhere in the US and don't have flood insurance your fucked.