[–] MayorBelgoody 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
We've gone from "defined abs 1 month after giving birth is unrealistic" to "smelling good is unrealistic."
[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Samesies :)
Looks like we're just amazingly unrealistically fantastic unicorns eh!
[–] ChocoRainVanillaIce 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Apparently not, 99% of Instagram models are tubs of lard nowadays.
[–] noot_sloot 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
what the fuck. skincare routines and eating vegetables, and not smelling bad aren't real? and you know this chick isn't talking about smelling bad after a workout.
[–] fathatersball 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
So she's admitting she smells like shit and eats garbage and doesn't take care of herself?
I thought they were all beautiful healthy eaters that just happened to be fat? What happened to that narrative?
And what's wrong with vegetables??? Why can't they eat vegetables? Do they eat chicken with a side of cupcakes or what?
[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
TIL I'm an Instagram model.
It's not hard to eat vegetables. Know how long it takes to open a can of beans you fat bitch?
[–] SteffwithanF 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I actually eat a ton of vegetables because I'm too lazy a lot to cook anything else. I love the steam-in-bag ones. I can even take them to work & eat them right out of the bag. You know, prep like a HotPocket, eat like chips
[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I do that with Uncle Ben's rice when I can't be arsed to make a pot. 90 seconds and done.
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[–] GrammarStalinist 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I've joked with our subvoat's Verified Trophy Wife that being thin, fit, and friendly meets the "trophy wife" bar these days.
[–] SteffwithanF 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Huh, TIL I can also be a Trophy Wife. Plus, I have all my teeth, a distinction in the South. Excuse me while I inform the hubs of his good fortune ;)