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[–] GrammarStalinist 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I've joked with our subvoat's Verified Trophy Wife that being thin, fit, and friendly meets the "trophy wife" bar these days.

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[–] SteffwithanF 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Huh, TIL I can also be a Trophy Wife. Plus, I have all my teeth, a distinction in the South. Excuse me while I inform the hubs of his good fortune ;)

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[–] MayorBelgoody 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

We've gone from "defined abs 1 month after giving birth is unrealistic" to "smelling good is unrealistic."

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[–] 10306473? 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Way to lower the bar. Eating vegetables and grooming yourself is not some unrealistic expectation, it's common decency.

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[–] Naught405 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I eat veggies. I have a skin 'care routine' (lotion). I wear nice smelling products. I'm a super normal dude who happens to live in a desert. I definitely don't have a instaham account or blog about my morning pushups lol.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Samesies :)

Looks like we're just amazingly unrealistically fantastic unicorns eh!

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[–] Naught405 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Indeed, we should probably start a fitness vlog or something haha

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Apparently you are now a full time IG model despite not having an account. And me as well, and just about any other shitlord. We're all famous guys!

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[–] ChocoRainVanillaIce 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Apparently not, 99% of Instagram models are tubs of lard nowadays.

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[–] noot_sloot 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

what the fuck. skincare routines and eating vegetables, and not smelling bad aren't real? and you know this chick isn't talking about smelling bad after a workout.

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[–] fathatersball 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

So she's admitting she smells like shit and eats garbage and doesn't take care of herself?

I thought they were all beautiful healthy eaters that just happened to be fat? What happened to that narrative?

And what's wrong with vegetables??? Why can't they eat vegetables? Do they eat chicken with a side of cupcakes or what?

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[–] rompele ago 

Replace 'chicken' with two slices of cake, and it would be correct.

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[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

TIL I'm an Instagram model.

It's not hard to eat vegetables. Know how long it takes to open a can of beans you fat bitch?

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[–] rompele 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Seriously. How hard it is to open up some spinach and rinse it??

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[–] SteffwithanF 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I actually eat a ton of vegetables because I'm too lazy a lot to cook anything else. I love the steam-in-bag ones. I can even take them to work & eat them right out of the bag. You know, prep like a HotPocket, eat like chips

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[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I do that with Uncle Ben's rice when I can't be arsed to make a pot. 90 seconds and done.

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