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[–] GrammarStalinist 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I've joked with our subvoat's Verified Trophy Wife that being thin, fit, and friendly meets the "trophy wife" bar these days.
[–] SteffwithanF 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Huh, TIL I can also be a Trophy Wife. Plus, I have all my teeth, a distinction in the South. Excuse me while I inform the hubs of his good fortune ;)
[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Samesies :)
Looks like we're just amazingly unrealistically fantastic unicorns eh!
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Dude those three things are easy and take no time at all. Jesus H. Christ.
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Wow, cause eating veggies is such an unusual thing.
Man I could go for some steamed broccoli now
[–] noot_sloot 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
what the fuck. skincare routines and eating vegetables, and not smelling bad aren't real? and you know this chick isn't talking about smelling bad after a workout.
[–] fathatersball 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
So she's admitting she smells like shit and eats garbage and doesn't take care of herself?
I thought they were all beautiful healthy eaters that just happened to be fat? What happened to that narrative?
And what's wrong with vegetables??? Why can't they eat vegetables? Do they eat chicken with a side of cupcakes or what?
[–] ChocoRainVanillaIce 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Apparently not, 99% of Instagram models are tubs of lard nowadays.