[–] purpleflamingo ago
Wait, I just ate celery and carrots...am I supposed to be taking a selfie for Instagram right now?
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You would think it was physically painful to eat vegetables and that we only do it for the benefit of others by the way they talk. I eat vegetables and take care of myself because it feels good. If it pleases others, that is merely a happy bi-product. Nothing could make me hate myself like going days without bathing, living off junk food, and never leaving the couch. For people who go on and on about self-care, they sure do love to ignore the basics.
[–] misanthropiclez 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
unless she is goat that lives in and eats off of the scattered remnants of an apocalyptic landfill, she has no excuse for not doing these things
[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
TIL I'm an Instagram model.
It's not hard to eat vegetables. Know how long it takes to open a can of beans you fat bitch?
[–] SteffwithanF 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I actually eat a ton of vegetables because I'm too lazy a lot to cook anything else. I love the steam-in-bag ones. I can even take them to work & eat them right out of the bag. You know, prep like a HotPocket, eat like chips
[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I do that with Uncle Ben's rice when I can't be arsed to make a pot. 90 seconds and done.
[–] MayorBelgoody 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
We've gone from "defined abs 1 month after giving birth is unrealistic" to "smelling good is unrealistic."
[–] fathatersball 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
So she's admitting she smells like shit and eats garbage and doesn't take care of herself?
I thought they were all beautiful healthy eaters that just happened to be fat? What happened to that narrative?
And what's wrong with vegetables??? Why can't they eat vegetables? Do they eat chicken with a side of cupcakes or what?
[–] RemoveOverfats ago
MFW when smell good, eat vegetables and take care of skin but no instagram model millions, must be anti male sexism.