[–] purpleflamingo ago
Wait, I just ate celery and carrots...am I supposed to be taking a selfie for Instagram right now?
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You would think it was physically painful to eat vegetables and that we only do it for the benefit of others by the way they talk. I eat vegetables and take care of myself because it feels good. If it pleases others, that is merely a happy bi-product. Nothing could make me hate myself like going days without bathing, living off junk food, and never leaving the couch. For people who go on and on about self-care, they sure do love to ignore the basics.
[–] misanthropiclez 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
unless she is goat that lives in and eats off of the scattered remnants of an apocalyptic landfill, she has no excuse for not doing these things
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Wow, cause eating veggies is such an unusual thing.
Man I could go for some steamed broccoli now
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Dude those three things are easy and take no time at all. Jesus H. Christ.
[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
TIL I'm an Instagram model.
It's not hard to eat vegetables. Know how long it takes to open a can of beans you fat bitch?
[–] SteffwithanF 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I actually eat a ton of vegetables because I'm too lazy a lot to cook anything else. I love the steam-in-bag ones. I can even take them to work & eat them right out of the bag. You know, prep like a HotPocket, eat like chips
[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I do that with Uncle Ben's rice when I can't be arsed to make a pot. 90 seconds and done.
[–] RemoveOverfats ago
MFW when smell good, eat vegetables and take care of skin but no instagram model millions, must be anti male sexism.