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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You would think it was physically painful to eat vegetables and that we only do it for the benefit of others by the way they talk. I eat vegetables and take care of myself because it feels good. If it pleases others, that is merely a happy bi-product. Nothing could make me hate myself like going days without bathing, living off junk food, and never leaving the couch. For people who go on and on about self-care, they sure do love to ignore the basics.

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[–] misanthropiclez 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

unless she is goat that lives in and eats off of the scattered remnants of an apocalyptic landfill, she has no excuse for not doing these things

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wow, cause eating veggies is such an unusual thing.

Man I could go for some steamed broccoli now

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Dude those three things are easy and take no time at all. Jesus H. Christ.

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[–] RemoveOverfats ago 

MFW when smell good, eat vegetables and take care of skin but no instagram model millions, must be anti male sexism.

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[–] purpleflamingo ago 

Wait, I just ate celery and carrots...am I supposed to be taking a selfie for Instagram right now?

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[–] Rimmon ago 

I'm a poor male pseudo alcoholic pothead who manages to lift, eat vegetables, have a skin care routine and smell good. How fucking fucked up do you have to get to neglect these things?